liquour mind

Liquor does some strange things to me. It gets me thinking long and hard. I mean why am I sitting here beside my bottle of patron with limes on one side of my desk and a can of beer on the other side? And by myself? Something must be up. I just keep on thinking and thinking and thinking. Fuck. That's what I get for doing what I do."Friendly Outting" wtf is that? desperate attempt I must say. That is the stupidest shit I've ever heard..